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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Happy Friday!

Since Friday is Nutz's day of rest and sushi, there will be no fresh Morning Cup of Nutz for you. Sorry, no really, I am. But if you keep this one in the fridge overnight, it will taste just as good tomorrow... Have a good weekend!

A video for your viewing pleasure:

My cousin, Davedays, made a music video about making out with his Miley Cyrus cardboard standee...


Other fun videos:


Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters Very true!



Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times

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One click, that quick!

We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

–Jack Handey




Tired of doing mindless repetitive tasks in the morning? Good news my friend, there is a new keyboard shortcut that takes you directly to Your Morning Cup of Nutz, faster than you can submit a TPS report: