Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.
–Jack Handey
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Between the southern hills of Pittsburgh and your cup, lies a perilous journey for Nutz. It takes time to roast up a rich, aromatic batch of Nutz, and that is time well spent not doing other work. The smooth taste in Your Morning Cup of Nutz reminds you of all the underpaid, overworked people spending laborious hours, just so you can enjoy a Cup of Nutz in the morning. Your Morning Cup of Nutz will perk you up, and never leave a bitter taste in your mouth. Mmmmm.... refreshing.
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One taste and you will know, A good cup of Nutz is worth waiting for. Brewed and served most days by noon, or else its free!
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